December 2011
I feel like I’m racing through life and I hate it. I wish there was something that could slow me down.
Alcohol is bad for your legs.
Guy : Do you want a drink?
Girl : No alcohol is bad for my legs.
Guy : Why, do they swell?
Girl : No, they spread.
this is fucking cra
Ladies: there's always going to be that one girl...
How to get a Filipino girl to go head over heels...
kristalkay123:
sharlenemac:
angelicaa-x:
You’re pretty - Mukha kang tae. (Moo - kha kang tah - eh)
Can I have your number? - Kainin mo pwet ko. (Kah - ee - nin moh puh-wet koh)
You’re beautiful - Ang kapal ng mukha mo. (Ang kah - pal nang moo - kha moh.)
I love you - Putang ina mo, gago ka. <3 (Poo - tang eena moh , gah - goh kha. )
that shit won’t make me head...